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Discovered & Requested by BENJI ReStyled by Pharaoh Original Author Unknown
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Chris was shocked by what he saw as his father and brother got out of the car. Chris 15, and his brother
Danny 12, had worn their blonde hair long for as long as Chris could remember. Danny's BowlCut had always
reached to at least the middle of his ears, and Chris's was always way below the bottom of his ears.
As Chris watched Danny get out of the car, his attention was focused on Danny's hair, or lack of it.
Danny was Bald! Chris would learn later that Danny's hair had been cut in an 1/8' BuzzCut, but to him
it was Bald. When their father had arrived home from work earlier that afternoon, he decided that
Danny was in need of a haircut. He and Danny had arrived at the Barbershop with the intention of getting
Danny's BowlCut trimmed up a bit. The shop was crowded so they would have to wait for a while. While
they waited several other boys, around Danny's age from his school, were getting haircuts, actually BuzzCuts.
They must have made a pact. As Danny watched, he became fascinated with the thought of sitting in the
chair, and watching as the barber ran the clippers over his head and reduced his hair to stubble. On
of the guys who had just had his head shorn came over to Danny. "H1 Dan. What do you think of the
BuzzCut?" "Hi Greg. Yeah! That's cool." "Well it's not as hot as it was" replied Greg as he ran
his hands over his defoliated head - where until a few minutes ago he had long hair - not a BowlCut like
Danny, but really long parted in the middle "Why don't you get rid of that mop to Dan. We're all getting
BuzzCuts." Before he realized what was happening, Danny was asking his father if he could get his
hair cut like the other boys. His father, surprised by the request, was reluctant at first to say yes
but he could see that peer pressure had been brought to bear, and not wanting his son to be left behind,
gave permission for his son to have his hair removed. When Danny's turn finally arrived, he made
his way to the chair and sat down. The barber fastened the cape around his neck and asked him how he
wanted his haircut. Danny immediately replied that he wanted it cut like the other boys. The barber turned
to Danny's father. "You want it all cut off, like the other lads?" asked the barber. "Yes. Give
him what he wants. It seems to be the trend," Danny's father replied. "It sure is" assured the barber.
"I must have done two dozen BuzzCut in the last week. BowlCuts are out. Bald is in. OK son you want to
be Bald?" "Bald? I just want a BuzzCut," muttered the anxious Danny. "More or less the same difference
my boy". The barber attached the #1 comb to his clippers. "Here we go!" and the barber turned to begin
his work. Before Danny realized what was happening, the barber had turned on the clippers and was running
them down the center of his head starting at his forehead. As Danny watched, his long blonde hair was
slowly replaced by barely a micro-stubble. In less than five minutes, the barber was turning the
clippers off. He grabbed a large brush, and brushed Danny's head with it. Before removing the cape from
around him, the barber ran his hand over Danny's head. "So, how do you like your Baldie?" he asked.
Danny reached up, rubbed his head. "Awesome!" was Danny's declaration. At dinner that night, the
conversation mostly centered around Danny's new haircut. At a pause in the conversation, Chris's mother
reminded his father that Chris was in need of a haircut too. Chris's father agreed. "That's right,
he does doesn't he. I tell you what Chris, I'll take you to the barber on Saturday and how about we get
your haircut just like Danny's?" "Well, to tell you the truth, I like my hair long," replied Chris.
"Nonsense," his mother said, "you've had that long hair long enough, its time to get a nice short
haircut, especially since it's summer coming up. With all your sport it'll be a lot easier to keep clean.
You cost a fortune in shampoo." "It's settled", his father said. "Saturday you get a nice Baldie
like your brother!" "I don't want a Baldie!" The next day, all Chris could think about was what
it was going to be like to sit in the chair at the barbershop and watch the barber shear his long blonde
hair to stubble, the thought of it made Chris extremely nervous. He didn't want his hair all cut off,
but he wasn't going to have any choice in the matter. What Day decided was law; at least that is what
he said until Danny or Chris persuaded him to change his mind. But this time Mum was on Dad's side. Chris
really didn't want to start an argument he probably couldn't win. After another day of trying to imagine
what he was going to look like with his hair shorn away to near Baldness, it was time for Chris's trip
to the barbershop. Chris stood in the bathroom combing his hair for the last time, as his father called
from downstairs to get a move on. His mother passed the bathroom, and seeing Chris stopped to talk
to him. As she entered the bathroom, she reached out and ran her hand through his hair. Chris sighed,
and combed his hair again. "Well," his mother said, "in a little while you won't have to worry about
me messing up your hair anymore." "No," Chris thought, "we certainly won't. But I don't want a Baldie."
"Relax Chris", his mom continued, "you're going to look great with your hair buzzed short. Now, your
father's waiting, better get in the car now or he may have the barber really shave your head Bald."
Shaved Bald. That was like an electric shock to Chris. He finished combing his hair fondly for the foreseeable
future, and made his way downstairs and into the car for the drive to the barbershop. When they arrived
all six barbers were working on customers, and the shop was standing room only. "Great," Chris thought,
"there's no way dad will ever wait this long for me to get my haircut, I'm safe for another week." "Well,"
his dad said, "guess were going to have a little bit of a wait before you get in the chair." As they
stood, and than finally sat and waited, Chris was treated to the sight of several other guys getting
CrewCuts for the summer. Watching the barber make pass after pass with the clippers over their heads
only made Chris more nervous, knowing that his turn was coming. After what seemed like forever, a barber
called "Next" and it was Chris's turn. Chris nervously made his way to the chair and sat down. His
father stood to the side as the barber snapped the striped cape around Chris. "So," asked the barber,
"how are we cutting this young buck's hair today?" "Give him a Baldie," Chris's father spoke. "That's
pretty short, 1/8" all around you sure about this?" the barber asked. "Time to get rid of all that
long hair for the summer, at least!" Chris's father nodded. "OK," said the barber, "You OK with that
son?" "Aw! Come on Dad. Not a Baldie. How about an Ivy League or something short like that? Dad?"
The barber waited with his clippers in hand. "Tell you what". Dad reached into his pocket and took
out a coin. "Heads you go Bald. Tails you get what ever you want. Not that BowlCut again mind. Something
a good deal shorter. But your choice. OK? That or nothing. Flip the coin or get a Baldie automatically.
Heads, no hair; tails hair." He flipped the coin, his lucky two headed coin which up till now he had
kept secret from the boys. He won a lot of arguments that way. "Tails" "Sorry Chris. Right Mr Barber.
Make my son a Baldie" Chris sighed. "One Baldie, coming up." The barber adjusted his clippers in
his hand and checked that he had the #1 comb snapped on. He turned to Chris and placed a hand on top
of his head, as the clippers docked at Chris's forehead. Chris jumped. "Relax," the barber said, "Just
sit there, relax, and enjoy it, you will be Bald before you know it." As he finished speaking the barber
pushed the clippers across the top of the head. Chris couldn't believe how much hair was falling around
him, and this was only the beginning! As Chris watched, the barber used a comb to clear away the hair
that had been cut by the first pass of the clippers. Chris's eyes opened wide as he realized that
he had a Bald strip down the center of his head. The barber continued working, and each pass made the
Bald strip wider and sent more hair raining down on the cape and floor. After finishing shearing the
top of his head, the barber was ready to work on the sides and back. All at once, Chris was facing the
waiting customers behind him as the barber made short work of the rest of his hair. After a few minutes
of buzzing, the clippers were turned off, and the barber removed the cape and shook the hair onto the
floor. The haircutter brushed off Chris's head, and placed his hands on his shoulders. "Ready to
see the new you, son?" The barber said. "Yea, I guess so" Chris replied. The barber spun the chair
around to the mirror, and Chris was staring at a boy with almost no hair. His blonde hair had been sheared
to a uniform 1/8' stubble. Chris reached up and felt his head; instead of the mop of long hair he
was used to feeling, his hand was met by the sensation of sandpaper and scalp. Chris secretly thought
that it actually was pretty cool. He soon felt his father's hand rubbing his newly buzzed head. "Now
that is a definite improvement." As Chris climbed out of the chair, his father paid for the haircut and
gave the barber a generous tip. After arriving home, his mother and brother couldn't help but rub
his head every time they passed. Chris said nothing, but he had already decided that he would let his
hair grow back as soon as he could. He wondered how long it would take. That was his plan as he was
taking a shower to remove those prickly bits left over after a haircut. Chris had taken a shower, and
in the process, realized that he didn't have to use quite so much shampoo on his head anymore. After
getting out of the shower, he toweled off his head like he usually did and made a surprising summary.
His hair was basically dry after just one pass with the towel, he no longer had to worry about getting
out the hair dryer and making sure his hair wasn't still damp before he could leave the house, (a pet
peeve of his mother's). Chris looked in the bathroom mirror, rubbed his head, and decided that he
really did like his buzzed head after all, although he probably wouldn't tell his parents just yet. Yeah!
The BuzzCut was super cool. There was just a halo of blond stubble which really suited him. Maybe he
would stay buzzed. 'How often would he have to go to the barbers to keep it this way', he wondered. He
only had his bowl cut trimmed of every three months. That would be no good for a BuzzCut he reckoned.
That night he suddenly woke up. What made him do so he didn't know. Automatically he swept his hand up
to brush the long hair out of his eyes. There was none. Just that short stubble. He massaged the stubble
with enjoyment. Suddenly he was wide-awake. As though he was still in a dream he got out of bed and walked
softy to the bathroom - not the bathroom attached to his and Danny's rooms, but the main bathroom used
by Mum and Dad. He crept inside and quietly closed the door before he turned on the light. Then he had
a good look at his BuzzCut in the big mirror and his Dad's shaving mirror. That way he could see all
round. Before he knew what he was doing he ran warm water in the basin and patted it onto his head.
Dad's shaving foam was next, which he spread carefully all over his head. Dad would kill him but he found
his father's best razor with the Mach3 blade, whatever that was. Danny stood there for some moments
wondering what next to do. And he did it. He slid the razor slowly over the top of his head, just where
the barber that very day had shorn off his long BowlCut. Danny had shaved his face a few times so
he knew more or less how to hold a razor. Before long, with some difficulty, be had removed all the shave
cream from his head, and the stubble with it. Now this was a Baldie, a real Baldie. Now this was cool,
super cool. Carefully he washed all Dad's stuff and replaced it where it should be. Then he added
aftershave to his shining smooth head. Boy did that sting. He let out a yelp. "That'll teach you",
his father laughed. He frightened the heck out of Danny. "So you didn't want to be a Baldie. What do
you call that?" He patted Danny on the totally hairless scalp. "Bloody hell Dad. You could have given
me a heart attack. How long have you been there? I didn't see you." "No. You were too busy shaving
your head. You didn't close the door properly and I heard you in here. Just stood in the hall shadow
and watched the whole proceedings. And who gave you permission to use my razor and aftershave? Tell me
that?" But he was grinning like a Cheshire Cat. "Aw! Dad. I must have been sleepwalking. What have
I done?" He pretended to be shocked as he looked in the mirror to see his shaved head. "None of that.
You knew what you were doing. I like it. You going to keep you head shaved now that you have done it?"
Chris hadn't really considered that yet. If anything, he thought his parents would make him grow it out
a bit. "I guess so. That's if you think it's OK. And Mum? Feel it. Yeah! I like the smooth feel. Hey
Dad. I'm totally Bald. Yeah. I'll definitely keep it". "One more thing," advised his father as he
took a coin from his dressing gown pocked, "check this out". "Hey Dad that's cheating", as Chris examined
the double headed coin. "This mean that I didn't have to have a Baldie after all." "True. But you
would never have done this". He again patted his eldest son on his shiny pate and guided the lad his
bedroom. "My son the ShaveHead." Chris settled contentedly into bed. Bald. And intending to remain
BALD!
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