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TO MY SWEET EL IN LA LA LAND. I HOPE EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL. I TRIED TO CALL YOU AT YOUR HOTEL ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON (5:30PM EST) BUT THE LADY AT RECEPTION SAID THAT THERE WAS NOONE WITH YOUR NAME STAYING THERE. OR RATHER THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH YOUR SURNAME, BUT NOT WITH YOUR FIRST NAME. WHAT FIRST NAME IT WAS, I DIDN'T ASK FOR FEAR THAT SHE'D SAY 'ELIAN'. I REPEATED MYSELF, BUT SHE OBVIOUSLY WASN'T GOING TO LET ME TALK TO ANYONE UNLESS I PASSED HER LITTLE TEST. I HOPE ALL AMERICANS OVER THERE AREN'T THAT STUPID. MAYBE SHE THOUGHT I WAS CUBAN.  SPENDING FRIDAY NIGHT AT HOME IS KIND OF STRANGE. MISSING YOU LOTS, CALL ME SOON. MUCH LOVE AND SNUGS, SOO.X

HAPPY SNAPS! PIA MIRANDA (LOOKING FOR ALIBRANDI), ALL SMILES AFTER HER RECENT RECONSTRUCTIVE JAW SURGERY. MAKE AN ORIGAMI WALRUS! PART IV.